A Morning Dérive, Glasgow City Centre
“In a dérive[i] one or more persons during a certain period drop their relations, their work and leisure activities, and all their other usual motives for movement and action, and let themselves be drawn by the attractions of the terrain and the encounters they find there. Chance is a less important factor in this activity than one might think: from a dérive point of view cities have psychogeographical contours, with constant currents, fixed points and vortexes that strongly discourage entry into or exit from certain zones.”
Guy Debord 1958
My threshold – sliding doors.
I wait for the second hand to reach o’clock – it’s 11.15am.
I cross the threshold and walk under the tall brick arch…
Renfrew Street
Wait cross with care
Savoy Centre
Wear a protective face mask
Sauchiehall Street into Wellington Street
Wear ear defenders and steel toe-capped boots
Bath Street
Dial 999 and ask for ambulance
Blytheswood Road
Wait cross with care
Blytheswood Square
Private property enter at own risk
My planned place, a little green space in the city, I plan to sit on a bench in this small park and watch the city pass by. There are no benches! I contemplate sitting on the ground or a wastebin. The feeling of liberation I felt walking with my pockets empty, carrying nothing, without ‘phone or money, now turns to feeling ill-equipped as I haven’t brought my little sit mat. I feel sitting on the top of the bin will attract too much attention – I may look like a strange performance art installation and decide being on the top of a waste bin is definitely not what I want to say about myself! I continue…
Douglas Street
No entry
St Vincent Street
Wait cross with care
Pitt Street
St Vincent Lane
I now plan to get up high. I have a memory of steps and a place with a view but I find locked gates. I sit on the concrete steps beside a sign
24 hour emergency fire access
My company, a plastic bin full of empty Red Bull cans and a Vauxhall Vectra with a broken wing mirror. I am behind an Alexander ‘Greek’ Thompson building. I wonder how I will know my 90 minutes are over, I have given myself plenty of time – I’m not teaching until 2pm. I look up and see I am underneath a tall clock tower.
I am warm but the concrete steps are cold. I take off my leather gloves and sit on them. My space is five metres by ten metres. I can see;
A locked car
A locked gate
A locked bicycle
A locked plant pot filled with concrete and chained to the railings.
I think of the suffragettes. I am leaning against a railing. I wonder if some of the radical suffragette actions were a bit like a solo? What did a suffragette wear when planning to chain herself to railings indefinitely? I can hear;
A pneumatic drill
Cars
Buses
Brakes
Seagulls
The hammering of metal on stone.
I look for signs of something growing. The architectural patterns on the church are abstractions of natural forms, weathered and worn, blackened by years of smoke and grime. I can see some tiny green weeds and some moss growing at the bottom of the building in the cracks, irrepressible weeds.
The clock says noon. (Sitting on my gloves is really helping and I’m pleased with my idea.) I realise I am worried about the time. There are consequences to my solo time spilling over today. I realise I am not sitting under this clock tower by accident.
There’s so much to look at. Sensory overload. One of the stone blocks to my left has been dislodged. The wall, the dislodged stone, the manufactured materials;
Concrete
Plastic
Paper
Paint
Rubber
Glass
All testify to the presence of humans, human endeavour, human intervention, human invention.
I’m such a scribbler at these times, perhaps on my next solo I should leave my notebook behind, see what of the flotsam and jetsam survives over time – days, weeks, years.
The hands on the clock seem to speed round. My glove trick has stopped working. The sun has clouded over and my feet are getting cold. It’s time to walk back. 15 minutes walk, 1 hour to sit, 15 minutes walk. I have an urge to go inside the church before I leave;
Visitors welcome
It’s locked.
I walk more slowly back but I want to retrace my steps.
St Vincent Lane
Pitt Street
St Vincent Street
Douglas Street
Blytheswood Square
Blytheswood Road
Bath Street
Wellington Street
Sauchiehall Street
Savoy Centre
Renfrew Street
Give way
I re-cross my threshold at 12.49
[i] dérive: literally “drift” or “drifting.”








